Fuck. The road to my house is completely flooded.
I should have driven my Lexus instead of my new car today.
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
I don't know what's worse,
That my store is open during a tropical Storm or that these bitches are still coming to get their nails done.
Some Christians are so nice.
The guy that’s doing all the plumbing at my new store is such a sweet guy. We talk and he always gives really good life advice.
Anonymous asked: are you happy being circumcised and do you find cut or uncut cocks more attractive?
Anonymous asked: you live in florida? what part
Chick-Fil-A may be a bad company and whatnot
But their employees are very polite and have terrific manners in the drive through.
brandonjt asked: Actually, apparently I'm not allowed to see you unless I bring Jeremy along. LOL. He's really drunk right now.
You can’t live your life for other people. You’ve got to do what’s right for...– Nicholas Sparks (via kari-shma)
I'm doing my updated house tour video tonight...
Any specific things you want me to show?
videohall: Don’t pack your trash cans to tight
Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap...– Steve Jobs
Anonymous asked: thats why youre so fat
Trevor made fun of me cause we has sex and after I was so hungry I just started eating Doritos in bed 2 minutes after we finished.
casimirpulaskidays: do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
Anonymous asked: How old are you and Trevor?
brandonjt asked: Does Trevor fully or at least semi-live with you?
onegaynerd asked: Nala is adorable :3. What breed is she?
Anonymous asked: Please just come forward and admit you're a trust fund child. Also, instead of spending money on that car you should have installed a backsplash in your kitchen.
Anonymous asked: With all the uncut cock you post, are you uncut yourself?
Anonymous asked: What exactly do you do that gets you enough money to buy these cars?