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WE’RE BEAUTIFUL AND DIRTY RICH
Listening to Gaga in her "Fame" days.
Ahh, those were the days!
Took Trevor to dinner at Trulucks.
After my martini I ordered what I thought was a glass of Moscato but it turned out to be whiskey or brandy or something.
Anonymous asked: u a lier. u cant afford gucci with nail salon pay. you a prostitute
Watching Charlie St. Cloud with Trevor.
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom: this isn't normal
The trouble is, you think you have time.– Buddha
The money is the motive.
Life is a gamble and I’m all about my poker chips.
Anonymous asked: have you ever had sex with a woman?
Anonymous asked: post nudes ;)
Anonymous asked: How do you have so much money? I heard you manage a nail salon or something like that but I highly doubt that pays well enough for you to live as well as you do.
I hired a cleaning lady today.
Her name is Norma.
latenightadultery: perksofbeingawallflowermovie: The exclusive trailer to The Perks of Being a Wallflower I’ve never read the book or anything like that and know literally nothing about this, but .. wow, this looks way too good. Now I have to read it. Wow, this looks terrific.
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