June 2011
May 2011
Car dealers are so persuasive.
If I had the money I’m sure he could sell me 5 cars.
Currently at the Lexus dealership. ^.^
You're sooo fineeeeee.
Freaked out.
Insecure.
Neurotic.
Emotional.
do you want to see my uncut cock?
I don’t want to see any penis at all.
do you like uncut cocks?

I just had to borrow money to buy McDonalds.
Chase bank, in their brilliant wisdom, closed my card because of fraud that happened (and they denied) more than 5 months ago. I only found out when I went to get Greek food and my card was declined for $22.

I just got home from seeing Hangover 2.
It was amazingly funny, possibly more so than the first one.
Omg, Oprah :'(
The last episode of Oprah is tomorrow...
