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I. Cannot. Stop. Coughing.
Make it stop.
Breaking Dawn. Saturday night.
I’m going with a group of people from work.
I'm so fat I almost don't want to go get a massage...
And at the same time I’m craving ice cream and thinking about going to get some. Gah, I need to go the gym.
1. Buy new Call of Duty game. 2. Turn on Xbox for first time in months. 3. Find out Xbox no longer works. 4. Buy new Xbox. 5. Success.