But I don’t feel like taking one, so~ whatever.

But I don’t feel like taking one, so~ whatever.

You’re not creepy though, Patrick! And I wear nothing to bed.

Leave me alone! No more notifications, please.

I mean my whole family.
All of us, huddled around the computer waiting for Sammy to emerge from the love making tent. We had snacks and everything.
i could sense this
but like
idk we were just laying down next to each other talking about the whole situation and flirting but i mean with the whole situation nothing was going to happen so whatevs
“the situation”……
The Situation.

wow if he didn’t have a girlfriend………………………………..
Is it weird that I’m genuinely disappointed you guys didn’t do anything?

Doing the deed.

Right now, for instance.
I had heard of it, but didn’t know what it was. Vaginas are gross.
The point of those posts are to sexually arouse my straight followers!

Let me stop searching for pictures. And my mom walked in earlier while I had a page full of vaginas on my screen; I changed tabs really quick.