bryonasaurusrex:

now i want children again fuck

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themunchkym:

I JUST CANNOT EVEN THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER ON THE INTERNET.

Also, imagine when this girl is 25 and sees this video again.

also you will get your period

lmfao i dont even know what is hAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Melissa….i mean Melisia

OMG.

I’m actually crying at this video. This can’t be real. 

I am fucking cRYING. I CANNOT.

they frenched.

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My bb.

My bb.

Looking like kkk for beauty.

Looking like kkk for beauty.

I sincerely hope that times are never so tough for me that I can only put $9 of gas in at a time.

I sincerely hope that times are never so tough for me that I can only put $9 of gas in at a time.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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wugs: rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government

wugs:

rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government

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casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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